We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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