She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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