I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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