i would punch a child for taco bell
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Green mimosas i think yes
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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