Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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