but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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