Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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