So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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