do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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