I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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