On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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