I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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