I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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