quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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