so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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