Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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