Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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