I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
You were trust falling into bushes
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