If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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