Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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