We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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