Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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