I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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