is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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