Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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