is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
People in love make me want to vomit
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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