White coat. Heels.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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