I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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