Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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