you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Come see our sink grown plant.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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