I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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