Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Randomize