do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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