Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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