We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I want to make a zoo with you.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
bring money and cleavage
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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