I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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