I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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