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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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