i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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