There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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