he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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