can u get pink eye on your cock?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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