We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Randomize