I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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