if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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