I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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