yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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