Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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