What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Randomize
