So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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