dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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