Walk of Shame. In a state park.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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