I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
this hospital has no fireball
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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