i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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