If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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