if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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